On hold…

I’ve decided to wait until Wednesday before I pee on a stick, which means twiddling my thumbs until then. This feels a LOT like when I’m on hold with Air Canada or Bell (my phone provider) and I start to put on my crazy pants as the minutes tick by and I get increasingly agitated. Except now I’m stuck in this state for, like, 48 hours and it’s not a pretty picture. To give you an idea, first play this music:

And then imagine me doing this:

While I clutch handfuls of pee sticks and weep.

Fun times over here. Stay tuned!